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John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

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If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision

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sincerely-harry:

my baby brother was really upset so

he was crying

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until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop

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Best post on tumblr omg

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peanut—buddha:

I never could relate to Stu more than this.

livx18:

peanut—buddha:

I never could relate to Stu more than this.

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If you think instrumental music is stupid you can decrescendo out of my life

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hannibal gets so offended of being accused of things he actually did

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